Sunday, May 31, 2026

Riddle me, Trinity


Sermon preached at the Cathedral Church of St Augustine of Canterbury on Trinity Sunday

Tubbo the clown
has a riddle for you.

With his best W.C. Fields impression,
he shows you four grapes 
and asks if you can arrange
all four grapes
so that they are all 
3 inches apart,
one from another
- all the same distance
one from another.

Sally thinks she knows 
the answer.

She is the school swot
after all.

She arranges them into a square.

Tubbo points out
that the grapes opposite each other
are over an inch further away 
than the grapes they are next to.

Kyle makes three of them 
into a triangle 
and puts the fourth in the middle.

Tubbo shows Kyle
that the grape in the middle
is closer than three inches
to the other three grapes.

Can it be done?

What's the answer?

[PAUSE]

Nicodemus has a riddle for you.

Jesus is telling him
that he has to be born again.

Nicodemus asks,
"can a man enter a second time
into his mother's womb?"

What's the answer?

How can you be born again?

And just what do all these riddles
have to do with Trinity Sunday?

[PAUSE]

Almughty God has a riddle for you.

One God.
Three Persons.
Each Person is God.
All Persons are distinct.
How is it done?

It boggles the brain.

Every time we see Jesus,
we see God.
 But the Father is God,
so is Jesus the Father?

No!
He's the Son
and the Father and the Son
can't be the same.

A son can't be the same person
as his father.

By now,
Some brains have given up,
and the sanctuary carpet
is providing greater relief
and making more spiritual sense.

 But, be of good cheer.

Surely,
the fact that you don't know
what's going on
makes you realise
that you believe in a God
who is incomprehensible
to the minds of men combined.

Everything  
every concept,
every degree of inifinity,
that this universe contains
is minuscule to God.

[PAUSE]

Let's face it.

We can't even understand ourselves.

We are a riddle to ourselves.

We are all bundles 
of contradictions,
even to ourselves.

We want to do what's good,
but we do what's bad instead.

We know we mustn't say that thing,
but we say the thing.

We know it's not kind to smirk
at Sally for getting the riddle wrong
but we smirk at Sally
for getting the riddle wrong.

We don't understand ourselves.

We don't know the answer
to the riddle that is us.

How do we expect to understand 
The Trinity?

[PAUSE]

We need help from above.

We need help from above
to figure us out,
to make us better,
to renew and refresh minds
clouded with sin
and contradiction,
self-loathing and self-promotion.

We need the one from above.

And we have Him.

And He says,
"you must be born again."

Except He doesn't.

And this is where Nicodemus 
gets confused.

You see,
Our Lord and Nicodemus
are conversing in Greek.

And the Greek word for "again: 
is the same as the Greek word for
"from above."

Nicodemus hears "born again"
Our Lord says, "from above."

Our Lord is saying
that we need Creation, Redemption
and Sanctification
in order to receive Salvation.

To be born from above,
is to be born of
water and the Spirit
- Baptism.

And Our Lord explicitly commands us
to be baptised
in the Name of 
the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

We are baptised,
born from above
through the one God
in three Persons.

It doesn't matter if it confuses us.

We rejoice in the confusion
because, quite frankly,
it makes more sense
than this chaotic and fallen world.

[PAUSE]

Nicodemus' riddle points us
beyond our world
to the Truth.

That's the God we embrace,
even if it doesn't give us
an easy answer to the riddle.

And what about our own riddle?

God knows the answer for that!

Yes.

God knows the answer for that.

Monday, May 25, 2026

Poltergeists and personhood




Why the questions raised by paranormal activity affect what it means to be human.


Shout out to @AndyCroftsofficial at the Terror Cellar. 


https://www.instagram.com/theterrorcellarpodcast/

Why the questions raised by paranormal activity affect what it means to be human.

Shout out to @AndyCroftsofficial at the Terror Cellar.

https://www.instagram.com/theterrorcellarpodcast/

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Will the real Holy Spirit please stand up?

Sermon for Whitsunday

How many Holy Ghosts are there?

"One!" you cry
loud and clear.

Why is then,
that in the first five chapters
of the Revelation,
St John talks about 
"The Seven Spirits of God"?

Have we got it wrong?

Is there not a Trinity 
but an Ennead
- nine persons in one substance?

[PAUSE]

Of courss,
the Church tells us 
that there is One Holy Ghost.

And how do we know 
that we've got that right?

Our Lord tells us
that He will send us
THE Spirit of Truth.

The same Person
Who declares that 
He is the Truth
declares that He will send
THE Spirit of Truth
- His Spirit.

The trouble with the word "Spirit"
Is that it has so many uses
and nuances in Holy Scripture.

There are more than five hundred
mentions of the word "spirit" 
in Holy Scripture:
some are not good at all;
some seem to be abstract;
some seem to be related with God;
and some refer to the Holy Ghost Himself.

We use the word "spirit"
in different ways too.

We talk of "school spirit",
"the spirit of the law"
"spirit of the game"
as well as the spirits of people.

All of these point to something
present but not visible,
some essence 
but not easy to put into words,
sonething that exists
perceptible 
but on the very edge
of our perception.

The Holy Ghost is not easy to grasp.

Why? 

Because we are physical beings
and the lusts of our flesh
for food, money, sex and power
blind us to the truth of the Spirit.

To know the Spirit,
we need to know the Truth,
and the Truth is Jesus.

We know the Holy Ghost
because Our Lord makes Him known.

In fact, even before His birth
in Bethlehem,
Our Lord makes the Spirit known
as He spake through His prophets.

And one of those prophets is Isaiah!

[PAUSE]

"And there shall come forth 
a rod out of the stem of Jesse, 
and a Branch shall grow 
out of his roots:
And the spirit of the LORD 
shall rest upon him, 
the spirit of wisdom and understanding, 
the spirit of counsel and might, 
the spirit of knowledge 
and of the fear of the LORD;"

Hang on there!

The Spirit of the Lord.
The Spirit of Wisdom.
The Spirit of Understanding.
The Spirit of Counsel.
The Spirit of Might.
The Spirit of Knowledge.
The Spirit of the Fear of the Lord.

Seven Spirits.

The Seven Spirits of God
which St John sees 
in his Revelation.

One Holy Ghost
complete in the seven ways
in which He presents Himself.

Not for nothing does St John
tell us to test all these 
different spirits we encounter.

Many spirits do not come from God.

But the Holy Ghost 
wants us to know Him.

And He wants to be known
in union with Father and the Son.

This is why the Holy Ghost
will always announce 
and confirm Our Lord's Incarnation.

The Holy Spirit will always,
ALWAYS
declare our salvation
in the Life, Death and Resurrection
of our God and Lord Jesus Christ
for the simple reason
that it is God,
Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Who wants every one of us saved.

A spirit that does not want our salvation,
will not preach our salvation.

The Holy Ghost comes to us
because of our salvation.

[PAUSE]

Spirits confuse us
because they exist
right on the edges
of our perception,
but the Holy Ghost
will not let us be confused.

There is only one Holy Ghost
because Our Lord says so,
and when we are confused
by the different spirits in the air,
He will always bring us back
by presenting us with Our Lord,
and His Truth.

We are saved in Christ
and the Holy Spirit will never hide it
because He rejoices in telling us.

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Lambs to the slaughter?

Sermon for the Sunday after Ascension

There's a knock at your door.

It's your best friend
who says
"I've got a wonderful gift for you.
It's truly wonderful,
superb,
glorious.
And because of it,
you'll be skinned alive
and set on fire."

Hooray(!) 
What a lovely gift(!)
You really shouldn't have (!)
No, you really shouldn't have.

[PAUSE]

To be fair, 
Our Lord doesn't make
the descent of the Holy Ghost
that attractive.

The Holy Ghost
means rejection,
scorn,
mocking and death.

And all who put the disciples to death
will be thought to be
doing the world a favour.

It's clear that the world
doesn't want Christians.
It doesn't want Our Lord.
It doesn't want some crackpot idea
of salvation from a "Sky Daddy!"
And why not?

Because to receive Christ
is to say
that the world is not good enough
on its own.

To receive Christ
is to say that the standards of the world
fall short of what is good.

To receive Christ 
is to say that there is a better way of life
which is free from the control
of society, government and country.

Christianity is a rebellion
against the status quo.

Is all this the Holy Ghost's fault?

No!

But as a result of receiving the Holy Ghost
all the Apostles suffer for their faith
and nearly all of them die
in terrible circumstances.

If you were told 
you would be skinned alive
if you received the Holy Ghost,
would you receive Him?

[PAUSE]

What a terrible question!

Really, a terrible question.

It forces us
to face the fact
that our faith is limited,
that it is conditional,
that we could fall away
out of sheer fear of the consequences.

We have to realise
that we are fragile
especially in the face of our
deepest, darkest fear.

But here's the thing...

[PAUSE]

The Apostles show us
that it can be done.

And it is the Holy Ghost
Who strengthens them 
through their ordeals.

It is people like them
and like St Ignatius of Antioch
who begs not to be released 
from martyrdom
but would rather 
feel the teeth of the lions
than deviate from Christ.

They remain steadfast 
knowing that
whatever they suffer now
they will receive more than enough
recompense
to make their suffering worthwhile.

But their fate
isn't necessarily our fate.

Our Lord tells us
that we do not each
have the same amount of faith
we just have to live the faith we have
within the circumstances
in which our faith will grow.

But our faith will only grow
when it is challenged by the world.

We only learn to trust God
in those situations when
we need to trust Him
rather than capitulate
to the demands of the world.

This is why cooperating
with the grace of God 
is so vital,
because we cooperate
in the face of tribulation,
and in that tribulation
however big,
however small,
our faith grows,
and our love grows.

It doesn't matter how limited
our faith in God is.

It doesn't matter how limited
our love for God is.

It is just that we choose
of our own free will
to let faith, hope and love
grow in us 
for as long as it takes.

We choose to work out our salvation
with fear and trembling
knowing that the Spirit of God
is working within us
and making us able
to stand up to the bullying
of a world that does hate us
and wants to tear the Holy Spirit from us
in a fit of jealousy and spite.

[PAUSE]

Martyrdom will come to those few
who allow the Lord to prepare them
for that task.

We will have our own troubles,
agonies and tribulations
but we face them
with the faith
that the Holy Ghost gives us 
for the task.

We will not be left alone
in pain,
but we can trust God
to turn our occasions
of suffering for His sake
into joys that words fail to describe
in any meangful sense.

[PAUSE]

You are being offered a gift
so precious,
so beautiful,
so eternally rewarding
that the world is jealous of it.

Will you allow the world
to take it from you?

Saturday, May 09, 2026

All for the asking?

Sermon for Rogation Sunday

Yes, we know.

God is not a genie.

He doesn't grant wishes.

And we know that
tacking on "in Jesus' Name"
to our prayer is not 
going to guarantee 
that it is answered.

We know we have to ask
in conjunction with Our Lord,
knowing Him and loving Him
in obedience to His commands.

So why don't we get world peace?
We pray for that and don't get it!

What about Church unity?
Our Lord Himself prays
that we might be one,
so where is Church unity?

Jesus says,
"Verily, verily I say unto you, 
Whatsoever ye shall 
ask the Father in my name, 
he will give it you."

But even He doesn't seem
to have His prayer answered.

Even as He prays in the Garden
for the cup of crucifixion
to be taken from Him,
His prayer is not answered.

Admittedly, He does say,
"not My will but Thine be done."

But still, it does look
as if there is a big problem
if Our Lord says,
"Verily, verily" 
and then we don't get
what we ask for.

[PAUSE]

Our Lord teaches us to pray.

He gives us the seven petitions:
that the Father's Name be holy in our lives;
that His Kingdom grow in our lives;
that we His will even as it is done in Heaven;
that we should be given our daily bread;
that we be forgiven even as we forgive,
that we be not led into temptation;
and
that we be delivered from Evil.

What do we notice
about these petitions?

They are about the changing of our hearts.

We pray to God 
for our conversion
to His life.

And conversion 
to His life is Salvation.

Our Lord's Name is Salvation.
That's what the Name 
Jesus in Greek
Joshua in Hebrew
means
- God Saves.

We obtain everything we need
for our salvation.

That's what we should be praying for
and we know we shall get it!

[PAUSE]

We can pray for world peace,
but the prince of this world
doesn't want our salvation,
and world peace won't save us.

We can pray for Church unity
but the Church is already united
in the one salvation
through the One Lord Jesus Christ.

We can pray for the end 
of sickness and pain,
and while God may grant
us temporary relief from
the agonies in life,
our eternal salvation
means eternal health 
of body and soul
and death is the gateway to Salvation.

[PAUSE]

Our Lord is not spared agony
for the very reason 
that we cannot be spared agony.

Our pain and suffering
are part of this world
and we have to live in it
and not be of it.

But if we ask God for Salvation,
then He gives us His Son
Who willingly ascends the cross
and then ascends to Heaven
drawing His Church with Him.

[PAUSE]

Does that mean
we should stop praying for the sick?
Should we stop praying for the dying?
Should we stop begging God
for help when life is too much for us?

No! We must keep praying!

For God brings about His salvation
in ways that we are not apparent
to our little minds.

Every time we pray,
we grow into that salvation.

Every time we pray
the people we pray for
are touched with Salvation.

But we must be patient
for salvation is with us now
and will be with us tomorrow
and for Eternity.

Jesus saves
for salvation is done
in His Name!